Deck the Debt
Fa la la la $40 trillion: deck the debt
Salt & Lead · Adult humor · Coming soon
Salt & Lead
The off-duty sub-line. Fifteen tees for the cookout, the range, and the tax deadline. Each one also comes as a hoodie or a cap.
Holiday 2026
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Knit to order. Ships in about 2 to 3 weeks, so order early for Christmas.
Christmas order cutoff: Dec 1 (ships from overseas).
Payment Plan Chestnuts
Chestnuts roasting on a payment plan (ground beef $7/lb)
161 Days of Shutdown
On the 161st day of shutdown Congress gave to me: a stopgap till Dec 11
Diesel Wonderland
Walking in a $6 diesel wonderland (gas $4.37. We walk.)
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Grid Glow Noel
I'd hang more lights but the AI needs the damn power
Human Made Noel
Merry Christmas: not AI-generated, just Emmanuel (Matt 1:23)
Trust Issues Noel
Trust in media 33%. Trust in the Good News 100% (Luke 2:10)
Still Say Christmas
It's not a winter holiday. It's Christmas. Jesus is the reason.
Jingle Rate Bells
Jingle bells, 7.40% mortgage, for thirty years
Silent Night Premium Hike
Silent night, premium hike: all is calm, all is +15%
Ad-Free Christmas
I'm dreaming of an ad-free Christmas (now $21.49/mo)
Suggested Tip Santa
He's making a list and suggesting 25%
Attack Ad Season
It's the most wonderful time for attack ads ($11.6 billion)
Tariff Relief Coming
Tariff relief is coming to town... in 2027. Maybe.
Treasures Upon Earth
Home insurance up again? Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth (Matt 6:19 KJV)
Cup Runneth Over
Coffee $9.30/lb. My cup runneth over. (Ps 23:5 KJV)
Same Yesterday Noel
The Fed hiked again. Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. (Heb 13:8 KJV)
Tees · Hoodies · Caps
Political tees
Fifteen designs. Each one also comes as a hoodie or a cap.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA 40% NEWS 60% FEELINGS
TRIGGERED ONLY AT THE RANGE
SOCIALISM IS GREAT UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BEER
I PAY TAXES SO POLITICIANS CAN LECTURE ME
BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUST AN HOA WITH NUKES
CONGRESS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF THE DMV
MY FAVORITE TAX IS NONE OF THEM
THE NEWS IS FAKE BUT THE TAXES ARE REAL
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I'M NOT ANTI-GOVERNMENT I'M ANTI-BULLSHIT
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HELL YES I'M CONSERVATIVE NOW PASS THE BRISKET
THE CONSTITUTION ISN'T A SUGGESTION BOX
I CAME I SAW I GOT TAXED
JESUS GUNS AND A BALANCED BUDGET
DRESS AS A FISCAL CONSERVATIVE AND SCARE CONGRESS
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